I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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