i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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