$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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