I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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