First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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