So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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