I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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