Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I had to cum in my sink.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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