note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
