1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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