after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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