it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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