just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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