I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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