This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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