Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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