If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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