your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Mom said you looked used
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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