can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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