Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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