This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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