Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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