The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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