Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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