idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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