Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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