Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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