Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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