He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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