Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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