he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she pinky promised me she was 18
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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