operation harelip BJ is a go
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Can I color on your dick again?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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