On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
