Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
