True but thats because hes a fetus.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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