did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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