I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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