sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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