My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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