so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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