We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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