Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Blood and glitter go together right?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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