it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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