big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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