I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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