Your tits are I can't wait for
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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