It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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