so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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