just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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