You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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