you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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