I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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