She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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