She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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