wat bout pragnant strippers??
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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